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Cruising Places in the Fort Lauderdale Area
Where to find Seniors
Even if Tropics wasn't a gay restaurant I still would consider it one of the best places to dine in Fort Lauderdale. The service is excellent, the food superb, and their drinks the best in town. And it is always crowded with nice seniors (even if they all seem to be part of a click and therefore not easy to meet) and those that admire them. I can't say enough about the bartenders! Mike and his crew are the finest! They serve good drink quickly and with a friendly flare. Just wish all the old queens there weren't so clickish! And a little more friendly. If you want to meet friendly people...they seem to prefer Chardee's
For Lunch!
Again Tropics wins! Great food! Lots of old men! What more do you want! Ok great salad bar! Lots of Old men! Did I say lots of Old Men!!!
George's Alibi
IS THE PLACE TO NOT GO FOR LUNCH if you like tasty food! The food is terrible!!!! A fair amount of old men that go there...guess their taste buds have died!
The Pussycat Theater
Leisure Time Theather
3917 S. S R 7(441) in Hollywood several blocks north or the pussy cat on the west side of 441 (state Rd 7)
Now that the pussycat Theater is closed (said to be reopening in new location)
the best bet is the Leisure Time Theater. It is newer and clean and has lots
of action. I sucked of thee old guys the last time I visited it. Still, it not
the sleazy pussycat but is a good substitute.
Coral Ridge Mall (be careful....think with your big head not your little head)
Try the tearoom next to the Silver Fox Restaurant. There are always lots of old men sitting watching the entry to the bathroom. Take your pick. You see people there that you will not find any place else, and lots of them are married. But be careful! Don't do anything in the bathroom or you might get stung! Boy, it the place getting busy. There are a couple of old men with huge dicks that visited the urinals. One is gray haired, thin and has a huge cut dick. He loves to fuck and (not there of course) and is easy to make a date with. The other old man is bald, dark tanned, not in the least big handsome, but damn does he have a dick! It is a monster and he loves to have it sucked. You are likely to meet this guys and another old man (was a real estate agent) that had the damn biggest dick I have seen on such a short little guy, on any given day. Sometime I think most the guys that visit Chardee's also stop by the urinals. Oh, almost or got the old guy from Pompano. He around 78 and also has a giant dick. And if you are shy about going to the urinals just park in the parking lot in front of the post office (last row) and back in and wait... some old man is sure to walk up and start talking to you.
Bill's Filling Station
Now this is one of the best neighborhood bars you'll find anywhere. It has a great mix of people, young, older, bears and all the rest. The drinks are great and if you go back to the patio bar you encounter the delights of Tim from New Orleans... he worth the stop! It's located on 13th Street East of Wilton Drive (4th Avenue) at the railroad tracks. The have great little cafe too for those that get the munches and a pool for those looking to be butch.
Club House II
2650 E. Oakland Park Blvd.
Last but not least is the Club House II. Now if you want to have a non stop series of encounters with some of the hottest looking seniors then head straight for the Club House II and you might not come out until it time to head back to Iowa. It's located on the south side of Oakland Park Blvd. just east of Federal Hwy next to the Seven Eleven. I once met an old man there with the biggest set of balls I've ever seen. He loved to have his balls spanked and you should have heard the old man crying out as I gave his huge balls several smacks with my hand. That was a great session. Also, briefly there was a guy down from Iowa that had a fourteen inch monster of a dick parading around the steam room. I don't know had I got him to visit my room, but let me tell you that his dick was just too big to do much with... but boy did I enjoy trying! And they have a dark corridor where old men line up against the wall. It's so dark that you can't see much but it easy to find their big hard dicks.
A very nice place to eat:
Vinsent
On Wilton Drive (between NE 15th St. & NE 14th St. on east side of Wilton Drive
Great Italian Food and lots of hot old men. Tuesday is two for one dinner and Thursday is 1/2 price pizza.
Rosie's
2449 Wilton Drive
If you are looking for a zany place to eat then Hamburger Mary's is your kind of place. It's got people of all ages packed in it's outside dinning area kept nice and cool with lots of fans. And just the other day I saw a bus load of grandpas eating lunch there and almost creamed in my pants at the sight of some of them. And inside Mary's has funky colors and nice booths. Get this... they bring your bill in a slipper... the kind Cinderella must have lost at the stroke of midnight. Well, I never lost a slipper at midnight but at Chardee's... well that's another story.
If you are just looking for a Romantic Restaurant try:
33rd & Dine French Cafe
3330 NE 33 St. Off of A1A
Now this isn't a gay restaurant but they are gay friendly and it is close enough to Coral Ridge Towers that you can usually find some great looking seniors enjoy some of the best French food in town at this simple but very enjoyable restaurant. It is located just north of Oakland Park Blvd. on 33rd St off of A1A. The chef and his wife own the restaurant and are lovely people. They have a great inexpensive wine list... you must try their Cote de Rhone its one of the best at any price. Just had dinner again 01/10/04 at 33rd & Dine. It was fantastic. And spotted a handsome old man in a burnt orange sweater who was "too die for". The owner is so charming that you come back just to say hi to her! Had the Cote de Rhone again and it still is one of my favorite wines. It's a small, charming bistro that is ideal for that romantic dinner with your special friend. Or a great place to see older gay men that you'll never see in the bars.
Beaches!
Well you can't visit Fort Lauderdale with out visiting Haulover Beach in North Miami. It just south of 158 street. You'll see, big dick, little dick, short dicks, long dick, fat dick, skinny dicks and all in between and a lot of these dicks are hanging between the legs of the handsomest old men you'll find anywhere. And let me tell you than if you are in the water with them, a lot of them will let you feel them up. And if you swim out with them to the sand bar.... well the lifeguards can't see what going on.
Rumors
I 've been told that a certain MacDonald's tearoom on Powerline Rd... at the corner of Cypress Creek Road, it's very busy.
Marty, the guy that sponsors the Wednesday orgy, made me take his e-mail address off. So you just have to ask around at Chardee's or Tropics, I sure you'll encounter someone that can give you details... I can't.
Fern Park
Fern Park it hopping. Well that's what my friend S__'s says. He cruises the park often and says he never fails to pick someone on. He's 67 and horny all the time. He friend is 78 and just as horny. They do threesomes or seperate. Fern Park is located just south of Atlantic on the west side of Lyons Road. I'm moving to a huge gated condo complex for seniors near by. It's one of the best kept secrets of South Florida... e-mail me if you are interested in buying a condo in a senior community and I'll tell you more about them.
If you know of other meeting places and
you want them listed e-mail me.
mailto:hroland@bellsouth.net